"Dude," said the right hemisphere, "you need to quit screwing around and write something."
"We are far too busy for such foolishness," replied left hemisphere,"and we have deadlines and such to worry about."
From what seemed like miles away came a yawning inquiry from the groin region, "Someone say something about screwing around?"
"Shut it down," ordered left hemisphere, "before you waste energy once again."
There came a deep sigh and then nothing stirred for a bit.
Right hemisphere decided that left was being unreasonable once again and was a total control freak. Trouble was, it was very difficult to perform any type of action without left finding out what he was up to. Sure, they had been parters for many, many years but they had a difficult time agreeing on how to run things. Right sent some soothing images down south to placate the waves of disappointment that were coming from that region and started again.
"C'mon left, you really need to relax a bit."
Left's response was immediate and very analytical, "Relax? If I relax then systems fail and the its total chaos." There was a slight pause for effect and then," Remember last time I took a short holiday?"
Right held his breath for he knew what was coming.
Not getting a response, left continued, "Wild parties, hangovers and something about waking up in someone else's clothing. Thank god you had chosen a woman that night, or else we would have had to seen a professional to recover."
Right sulked for a moment. "It was a lot of fun, if it was up to you we would have never known the beauty of a three-kegger" right thought without speaking.
"I heard that!" left boomed. "You are irresponsible and unorganized. Now get your ass off of the couch and get off to work."
Stomach reminded everyone that it was time to eat.
Right decided that maybe later on he would soften up left and try once again to get some writing done...
-WTS