I was chatting with an online friend the other night when the discussion turned to comparing politics between different states. It was pretty amusing since my friend has the Governator as a leader and we have... well... something else. The discussion turned to goofy laws and my friend was floored when I mentioned the law regulating halftime shows during school functions. (I have blogged about this a while back and I'm too lazy to look up the reference) Even better I began to describe the letter that I wrote to my state representative in reference to this law. I was urged to reproduce this letter so here it is. (edited only where anonymity may be infringed.)
My Dear Honorable Representative:
It is an honor to have the opportunity as an American citizen as well as a citizen of the great state of Texas to contact you. I like to keep abreast of the latest proposals before the Texas legislature and I would like to discuss a few of them at this time.
(edited here because I discussed other proposed laws)
Finally, in a stroke of brilliance, I understand that the Texas legislature is going to consume it short and valuable time during this brief congressional session to discuss lewd dance routines during school functions. As I am sure you are already aware of, there are already many different state laws regulating this already. I am also assured that you know that every school district in this state already has regulations in place regarding halftime performances during school events. So I am sure that you can please take the time to explain to me why this is even been debated. By no means can I be regarded as conservative, I am a firm believer in not making out students appear as if they are trying out for a local strip club.
However, my experience has always been that the programs at the high school level have always been in good taste. First of all, no responsible sponsor would allow a program to occur that would breech the local standards of good taste that are already in place. Second of all, the audience is filled with the fathers of the dancers and woe betide a sponsor who would place a daughter in poor light. Finally, I am sure that you can agree that the sponsor of the bill has never seen anything that resembles modern music videos.
Which brings me to my main point. I feel that if passed, this law will prosecute those who really are not fully responsible for their actions. We should take a closer look at where the youth get their notions of what is acceptable. Maybe the Congress should set up a special committee to investigate modern society and whether or not Texas should ban modern music, dance, and self-expression. There are precedents for this kind of action such as the McCarthy Era, the closing of rock and roll radio stations and banning of Black artists during the 50s and early 60s, and let us not forget the outstanding contributions of Tipper Gore.
While I am sure that you and your fellow legislators are severely concerned with the education and well being of the youth, I do feel there are more pressing issues at stake here. For an example, how has the abstinence laws impacted our students? How has the state standardized test really improved the minds of our kids? How has low pay impacted the retention rate of our teachers? Is school funding really fair as it is set up today? Finally, why is the state legislature bleeding the Texas Teacher Retirement fund to pay for other projects?
Sincerely
-WTS