Things in My Craw
Posted by Wonko D. Sane in Pet Peeves
- If I have to watch one more report on the $1,000 pizza one more time, there will be a brick-sized hole in my television. George Carlin once said that if you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will offer you a buck. So some idiot decided to put cream cheese, lobster, and caviar on bread and now has made national news. Is it any wonder whatsoever that there are nations who think we are a bunch of idiots?
- Donald Trump's feud with Rosie needs to end the same way all Hatfield and McCoy feuds should; with shotguns in the hills of West Virginia. Seriously, these two have been going at it for some time, well ever since Trump found it in his heart to forgive his beauty queen and gave her another chance to make him money. Now, every time one says or does something, the cameras are drooling with the opportunity to get reaction from the other. Donald is such an attention whore, that it takes him no time to brush his comb-over and give an exclusive. Rosie is not that much better when it comes to exchanging barbs but I had hoped that she was the more mature of the two and would let it drop already.
- Heather Mills is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. I thought at first this was a joke of some sort. Unfortunately, it is true and I am scratching my head. It is not the fact of her missing a leg that I am perplexed. It is the idea that someone thought her important enough to extend an invitation. I guess Heather knew that her five minutes was about up and maybe she should do some damage control. I saw a report and she was visiting a pig farm to further her stand on animal's rights. Then she made the comment that she has been ridiculed in the press as much as Linda. This angers me just because Linda was so much more a part of Paul's life. Sure, they never had Linda's microphone on while performing, but where does Heather get off comparing herself to Linda. The more I think about it the more I hope that Heather gets to do a number from Lord of the Dance.
Sidenote: Thanks to those who sent out their libations and prayers to yesterday's posting. I thank you from the bottom of my soul.
-WTS
